Superman's Day Off
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to the club & pickup some girls. Batman said that Robin was ill & he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers but Spiderman had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman started flying around, looking for something to do. While flying around, he finds himself over by Wonder Woman's apartment. Using his X-Ray vision to see if she was free, he sees Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open.

Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there, have sex and be out again before she even knows what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said "What the Hell was that?" And Invisible Man replied "I Don't know, But my ass hurts like hell!!!!"