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Mirror, Mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening while getting undressed, she playfully says,"Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four." Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light and her breasts grow to enourmous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened. In minutes, they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says,"Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there's a brilliant flash...and his legs fall off.
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