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Six Hours to Live
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says, 'I'm sorry but you only have 6 hours to live.'
So, the guy goes home and says to his wife, 'Honey, I only have 6 hours to live.'
So, they go right to bed. They have sex and an hour later he says, 'Can we do it again?'
His wife says, 'Well, okay.'
An hour later he says, 'Honey, can we do it again?'
His wife says, 'Well, okay, maybe one more time.'
They do it and an hour later the guys says, 'Honey, can we do it again?'
The wife says, 'Absolutely not! I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'
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