Young Wife
When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near J. C. Penny and he was sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said: "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee. I said: Well, then why are you crying? He said, "she makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon. I said: "Well so why are you crying? He said: "For Dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00am. I said: Well, why in the world would you be crying? He said: "I can't remember where I live!!!!"