Therapy
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife.
The fantasy of having a
young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he
could not last long enough
to satisfy his young bride.
His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was
well even if he was quick to get
out of the saddle.
Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the
doctor to get some advice.
"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to
my young wife and I can't satisfy
her. What can I do?"
The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a
professional manner, "Try a bit of
self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll
find that you'll last longer and
ultimately satisfy her."
"Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him
know that she would be attacking
him at the front door when he arrived home.
"Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish you," she cooed over the
phone.
Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's advice. But where?
In the office? The Xerox room?
What if someone walked in on him?
He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided he
would find a spot on the road to
pull over, climb underneath the truck and pretend to be inspecting the
rear axle, and do the deed
there.
A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his
eyes tightly, fantasized about
his young wife, and began his "therapy".
A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his therapy
session, he felt someone tugging on
his pants leg. Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the
fantasy he was enjoying, he said,
"Yes?"
"Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you are
doing, please?" said the officer.
"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he replied
confidently.
"Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there. Your
truck rolled down the hill a few
minutes ago."
