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Pass The Taters
A Hillbilly family was sitting down to supper, when the son looks over at his father and said, "Hey Pa, pass the 'taters will ya Pa...?" But,the old man is too busy feeding his face and he ignores him. So,the son stands up and reaches over to get the bowl of potatos himself. A few minutes later the boy says, "Hey Pa, pass the peas will ya Pa..?" But,the old man is still 'wolfing' his own food down and pays him no mind as he continues to eat. And again,the boy stands up and reaches over and gets the bowl with the peas. A few minutes later the son says, "Hey Pa, pass the bread will ya Pa..?" And like the first two times,the old man pays no mind and just keeps on eating. Again,the son stands up and reaches across the table to get the plate with the bread. Finally,the old man was done. He'd completely cleaned his plate and sat back, undid the button of his pants to give him some breathing room.

Stretching,he looked over at his wife and said,"Ma..?" "Ya Pa..?" Said the old woman. "I wanna ask you a question.." "What'd that be Pa..?" She inquired. "Ma, how old you figure that there boy of ours be..?" The old man asked. "Aw, I dunno Pa?" Replied his wife, "Maybe 27,29? Why..?" "Cause, "Replied the man, "Ain't it 'bout time he got some clothes on? That's the third time today that he's drug his dick through the butter...!"

- Submitted by LianPope