The Last Things a Man Would Ever Say
"I think that Michael Bolton is one cool motherfucker."
"While I'm up, can I get you anything?"
"I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right."
"I think we're lost, we better pull over and ask for directions."
"Sometimes I just want to be held."
"That chick on 'Murder, She Wrote' sure gives me a woody."
"We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping so I can hold your purse."
"Fuck Monday Night Football! Let's watch 'Ally McBeal'."
"Sure, I'd love to wear a condom."
"I think her tits are just way too big."