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The Poopie List
Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there are no poopies in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
It happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more.
Pop A Vein in Your Head Poopie
The kind where you strain so much that you almost have a stroke.
Richard Simmons Poopie
You poopie so much you lose 30 pounds.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory.)
Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie
It's the kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp, and fart a little.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's when it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie
(The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Surprise Poopie
The kind that mysteriously shows up in your shorts when all you thought you did was fart.
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