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The Barf List
Jump shot - when you jump up and try to run to the head... but you only wind up adding velocity to your extract

Power barf - when you can't believe how much and how fast it pours out

Grenade barf - usally occurs on a crowded sofa or in a car: where shrapnel hits everybody in a five foot radius

Slam barf - when it comes out so hard it splashes the water EVERYWHERE

Volcano barf - when you're laying on your back, and you start erupting... and it oozes down your face like lava

Projectile barf - when the chunder is spontaneous and completely out of control

Blue-in-the-face barf - when you spew so long and hard that you start gaspin on your own chunks just to get a breath of air

Head-on-Collision barf - where you try to swallow that last refreshment...only to have it collide with chum on it's way up

Chain reaction barf - when one person lets loose, causing others to start blowin chunks as well

Whodunnit barf - when you discover a fresh carpet pizza and EVERYONE says: "It wasn't me man", and YOU have to mop it up

Buddy barf - when you try to walk a buddy to a place to sleep it off... and he chunders all over you in gratitude

Pelican barf - where you chunder into someone else's mouth, either as an accident or as a joke

Bed barf - where you chunder in bed, but you're so tired that you just sleep in it all night, and wake up sticky

Belch barf - when you think you're just going to rip a good belch, but you chunder all over the place instead

Panic barf - when you feel the chunks comming, and you violently search in total panic to find a receptacle in time

Cud barf - when you start to puke, but to escape embarrasing yourself by spewing chunks all over, you swallow your chum, then head for the john like nothing happened