It's a Miracle
In the dead of night a geezer wakes up his wife, telling her,
"Mildred, I've just seen a miracle! I went to take a leak and the light came on all by itself--I never even touched the switch. Then when I left, the light went off all by itself! A miracle, I tell you!"
Wife says, "Fred, you old fool, you pissed in the refridgerator again!"
