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Car Accident
A blonde was backing her car out of a drive way and hit a car behind her. The man in the other car gets out and tells the blonde to get out of her car. The man is hopping mad, and so he draws a white circle in the middle of the road and shouts for her to go into the circle and stay there until he says she can come out.

The blonde asked the man what he was going to do, and he replied that he was going to destroy her car so she couldn't do this to anyone else. Ever! First he slashed her tires. While doing that, the blonde suddenly started to giggle. He glanced at her, and continued his work on the car. He gets out a bat, and starts beating her car with it. By now the blonde has started laughing, and he gets even more furious. So he lits her car on fire. Now the blonde was laying on the ground laughing very hard. He asked her why the hell she was laughing. After all he was destroying her car........
"I stepped out of the circle three times and you didn't notice!!!"