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The Smartest Blonde In The World Bill Clinton said: "I'm the President of the United States, I should get a parachute. So he took a parachute and jumped off the plane. Then the smartest blonde in the world took a parachute and jumped off the plane. Then the Pope told the schoolboy: "I'm old and have lived my life, you should take the parachute." "Why," the schoolboy asked. "The smartest blonde in the world just took my backpack." |