Jesus in the Bar
The one day this guy walks into a bar and sits down at one end. A group of three fellows are sitting at the other end of the bar. One of them notice's that it is Jesus. And says "Hey that's Jesus." The others realize this and they decide to be nice and buy him a beer. They call the bartender over and tell him to send him a beer. So the bartender fills up a beer and shoots it on down to Jesus. Jesus takes the beer and drinks it right down. After he is done, he gets up and walks over to the three guys. He says to them "I really appreciate what you've done for me, I'd like to help you out." He senses that the first guy has a bad elbow, so Jesus touches the fellow on the arm. The guy feels no more pain in his arm, and he gets up, and he's swinging it around and goes running around the bar shaking everyone's hands. Jesus then walks over to the second man, and senses that he has a bad knee. He places his hand on the man's knee. The man stands up and there is no pain. He thinks it great and starts dancing around the bar, having a great time. Jesus walks up behind the third but senses nothing wrong with the man. So deciding to ask the man what he would like he reaches for the man. The man jumps back and shouts "Hey! Don't touch me! I'm on workers compensation!"