At the mass funeral in a week’s time, after the grins have been chiseled from their faces, these brave women will be remembered as the heroes they truly are. In honour of their great sacrifice, the Lesbian recruiting offices in every major city of the world would be overrun. It would be weeks before everyone would be issued with membership cards. Lesbian starter kits would suddenly become impossible to find. Many a fingernail would be broken in the fight to obtain the few remaining toaster ovens.

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