Crush Centre
Due to some interesting phobias, fears and basic influencials on things that no Jellicle can express, it has become clear to me, you and the readers, that no one is able to fullyshow their affection. I have been warned of this sort of thing, and that is why we have started Cruch Centre©, a place where Jellicle and Pollicle, Peak, Pom and any other crushed maybe researched through questionaire.
“Oh gimme a break!” *Cliffy snatched the microphone from Chewie.* “Why can’t you just say it normally?” *turns to audience* “Crush Centre© is where we interview people on their inside life, because that’s our job. Now was that so hard to say?”
“I don’t know. I didn’t get to say it!”
“Well Chewie, big words confuse people.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah! Anywho, are interview coming up is going to be with Mark, a Jellicle new to this tribe. We are going to go inside his heart, and find why his heart beats, ans who it beats for."
"Oh no..." Matty blushes backstage. "Why can't they leave well-enough alone?
Our Ridiculous Interview with Mark
