|
Welcome to my wonderful world of Dress Up! This gallery of snap shots captures some of the less flattering moments of me and my friends. Enjoy! 
A Gemma of a Tale! Elvis Aaron Presley, his lovely wife Pricilla, and their precocious daughter Lisa Marie grace the 3rd Annual Elvis Presley Memorial Croquet tournament. Shortly after this picture was taken, Elvis and Pricilla got into a little screaming match, when an unnamed party guest was seen parading around with Pricilla's panties.
It was a sad day in Muddville when Joe DiMaggio and Marylin Monroe called their little game off. Inside sources tell us that the couple split under amicable circumstances, but recent anonymous check ins at the Betty Ford have us wondering otherwise! Was it those seventh inning stretch marks? Or was it the just the Seven Year Itch? Perhaps we'll never really know for sure. Stay tuned for more details as they develop, and in the meantime .... Always Drink Coca-Cola!
This 32 year old single boy, facing a severe age crisis was recently spotted cruising on the waterfront to add to his already buldging collection of dungeon artifacts. Still in denial over the tragic death of Karen Carpenter, this stud has recently undertaken a self-imposed hunger strike to aid research in eating disorders everywhere. If you see this person, please do not attempt to feed him.
|
Marylin
and Joe Call It Quits!
A
Rebel with a Cause!