Max Moon

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		Max Moon Hometown: The future Height: ??? Weight: ??? Finisher: He somersaults onto his opponents with them on his shoulders. Career: If ever someone deserved to be in the list of worst WWF wrestlers, it has to be Max Moon. A wrestler so crappy, he had to have come from the future. You don’t believe he is really from the future? Just look at all that blue leather he is wearing, and silver foam tubing… and a MASK! He must be from the future if he wears a mask! If anyone ever asks you what was so bad about the WWF in the early 1990s, all you have to do it say crappy gimmicks and show them a single picture of Max Moon. What was with those stupid controls drawn on his outfit anyway? Is he suppose to be a robot too? Made his WWF debut in late 1992, and he was a face so he wrestled Barry Horowitz, rather than getting fed Virgil like all the new heels. It wasn’t Barry’s fault though, Max’s ugly ass suit blinded him it was so bright. The thing could be seen a mile away. Every time Max came out, he shot sparkles “mysteriously” out of his arms, you know since he’s from the future he can do crazy stuff like that. Just ignore the fact that the “mysterious” sparkles were shot from equipment on each hand that was about the size of his head. Once he reached the ring he also proved that in the future, everyone is a lazy ass. He had a jet back that shot him from the floor to the ring apron, even when the damn ring steps were about three feet away. He also wrestled in the main event of the first ever Monday Night Raw against Shawn Micheals. A match that was the highlight of Moon's career, and a lowlight of Shawn's. Max was then set to wrestle Terrific Terry Taylor at the 1993 Royal Rumble, but I guess the WWF officials realized people cared even less about Max Moon than they did about Terrific Terry Taylor. So they were both just thrown into the Royal Rumble match and Max was launched out of the ring by Jerry Lawler. After that match, Max Moon just left the WWF, thankfully. The only lasting impression Max Moon gave the WWF, was having, without question, the worst outfit ever.

Max Moon

Hometown: The future

Height: ???

Weight: ???

Finisher: He somersaults onto his opponents with them on his shoulders.

Career:

If ever someone deserved to be in the list of worst WWF wrestlers, it has to be Max Moon. A wrestler so crappy, he had to have come from the future. You don’t believe he is really from the future? Just look at all that blue leather he is wearing, and silver foam tubing… and a MASK! He must be from the future if he wears a mask! If anyone ever asks you what was so bad about the WWF in the early 1990s, all you have to do it say crappy gimmicks and show them a single picture of Max Moon. What was with those stupid controls drawn on his outfit anyway? Is he suppose to be a robot too?

Made his WWF debut in late 1992, and he was a face so he wrestled Barry Horowitz, rather than getting fed Virgil like all the new heels. It wasn’t Barry’s fault though, Max’s ugly ass suit blinded him it was so bright. The thing could be seen a mile away.

Every time Max came out, he shot sparkles “mysteriously” out of his arms, you know since he’s from the future he can do crazy stuff like that. Just ignore the fact that the “mysterious” sparkles were shot from equipment on each hand that was about the size of his head. Once he reached the ring he also proved that in the future, everyone is a lazy ass. He had a jet back that shot him from the floor to the ring apron, even when the damn ring steps were about three feet away.

He also wrestled in the main event of the first ever Monday Night Raw against Shawn Micheals. A match that was the highlight of Moon's career, and a lowlight of Shawn's.

Max was then set to wrestle Terrific Terry Taylor at the 1993 Royal Rumble, but I guess the WWF officials realized people cared even less about Max Moon than they did about Terrific Terry Taylor. So they were both just thrown into the Royal Rumble match and Max was launched out of the ring by Jerry Lawler.

After that match, Max Moon just left the WWF, thankfully. The only lasting impression Max Moon gave the WWF, was having, without question, the worst outfit ever.