We know you know, Phoebe? Be good Phoebe? Don't do that Phoebe, be a good Phoebe? Phoebe................Phoebe?




What's that, you say! Who's Phoebe! HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!



Learn to Speak Spolighlandish. READ THIS BEFORE PROCEEDING!!!! otherwise you'll be very confused.




The Tour

 The *'s indicate the BIG IMPORTANT PAGES OF SPORADIC-NESS


  • Learn To Read Spolighlandish (Don't worry, It's Idiot Proof. And Amusing.)
  • Explanation (trust me, you'll need one)
  • *Spolighland* (all about the dimension)
  • *Phrase of the Day*
  • *Random Ramblings*
  • *Madlibs*
  • The Message Board!(new) Have any thoughts? Do you even think at all?!
  • The Purolator Man Story
  • *Stick People/Cheese Scenarios*
  • *The Toilet Paper War Song*(new),Written by Queen Flowiyd
  • Who Needs a Nose? (a concise listing of all my mental illlllnessssses)
  • Lyrics(new)
  • I Don't Have a God Complex...I AM GOD!
  • The Linx
  • A Photo of the Pit
  • Sign My Guestbook
  • View My Guestbook
  • My friend Becca's page (The Stories are FUNNY)
  • My friend Ami's Page
  • My friend Ryan's page





    • BTW: Every time the page loads, it picks a random phrase from a list of screwy phrases? Add your own Phrase of the Day to this screwy list? I already know the contents of my brain, so PLEEEASE add some stuff from yours? It doesn't matter if it's stupid, cuz that's the point?


    Tally Me Banana Ho? (Meet my monkey?)


    How This Whole Spolighland Thing Got Started....


    Hi, I'm Queen Flowiyd, yes, QUEEN Flowiyd *to set the record straight, it's pronounced Floyd* ....Allow me to Explain? I have created a dimension, you see, and it is called Spolighland? Sort of an Alice's Wonderland, if you will? It all happened one fateful day during a class trip..... Picture This...You're on a class trip with your music class, You're going to see the musical spectacular, Les Misérables, in Toronto? The bus has parked, and the class has embarked on the long journey towards the theatre? The class has been walking some time, and you are walking linked arm in arm with your musical friends to support each other? It starts to get dark, you begin to become delusional? You start seeing wonderful things that you've never seen before? It feels as if you're beginning to waver from the physical world? Suddenly you see something in the sky, but you don't know what it is, you instantly burst out with a random name for this odd phenomenon, "Tormado", you sputter? "No, no", your friends say, "That's just a spotlight illuminating a low-flyng cloud"? But you know, you understand, it IS a Tormado? You suddenly have a revelation, 'spotlight' sounds as if it rings a bell, but what bell! "Spolighland?" You shout "They're coming to take me to Spolighland?", and so they did?

    Let me ask you this....what exactly is the mime doing! He's SUPPOSED to be pulling a rope (interpret that how you will)? Please sign the guest book and tell me? I'm very curious?

    You continue to see normal things but in a different way your friends don't understand yet? Given time, they did gradually understand, but never to your extent, Because you are the Queen, you are their leader? You give them admiral positions, according to how quickly they caught on? There are a few in particular who seem to have almost your level of comprehension, you appoint them to Royal Status? You will never fully understand Spolighland, but then again, no one ever will?




    ah? Ah? AAAAAAAAAHHHHH? It's the tunefork? the TUUUUUUNEFORK????????


    I have an extreme paranoia of tuning forks? It's a long, horrifying story, and I'd rather not discuss it?


    In case you missed the tour, Clicky here to go somewhere?


    By the Way, the counter at the bottom may or may not be working properly? It seems to dislike going any higher than a certain number before it goes back to twelve for some reason? Why do I still have it! that's a question only the elves can answer?

    What? WHAT??!!! I can't believe it? I'm so pissied off? The counter was working for like the last YEAR, and now it's gone back down to EIGHT??? AHHHHHH? This angers me?



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