What other dog, with the exception of "Lassie" and all the other celebrity dogs have helped to pay their owner's tuition at university? Not many, I'm sure.
One snowy March day in 1997, I was walking TC around the block, and he was attacked by a big ugly rottweiler . I kicked the rottweiler, and tried to pick TC up but the ugly rottwieler tried to bite my arm off, and almost succeeded. I had to go to the hospital for stiches and so forth.
The ugly rottweiler was quarentined for 2 weeks, and had a muzzling order for 2 years (ordered by the police) However, the ugly rottweiler's owners (I don't want to name names--actually I do want to name names, but I shouldn't until the money is in my hands... But their phone number is available upon request) decided that walking their dog without a muzzle was more important than upholding the law.
This did not impress me, so I called a lawyer who proceeded in suing the owner's insurance company for $10,000, hence it is paying for my first year of university... heh heh heh...
What's the moral of the story, kids? It is this... DON'T FUCK WITH ME... I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER. That's not really the moral, but it does apply. The real moral is: Be kind to your dogs, train them well so they don't attack; if not out of human decency, do it so you don't get your ass sued.
Well, that's my story, folks! BACK TO PAGE