Kid: Mommy, are you sure this is how to make pizza?
Mother: Shut up kid! Get back in the oven!
Kid: Daddy, why is mommy so pale?
Father Shut up Kid! Keep digging!
Kid: Mommy, what's a werewolf?
Mother: Shut up kid! Go comb your face!
Kid: But Daddy, I don't wanna go to Europe!
Father: Shut up kid! And keep rowing!
"So other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
Okay I know that one's kinda crude