If you were reading this page and wondering, "Man, what sick person made this?" then you've hit the jackpot. If you didn't care, watch where you're going. Sheesh, you clicked on the wrong link!
Who am I? I'm female. I'm in my early 20s. And I'm a college student in the retirement capitol of the world, also known as Florida.
I began this page over the summer to waste some creative energy. I'm back in class now (thank God), but I'll still update when the urge hits.
If you think this is some horrible plot against Orgy, you are mistaken. I love Orgy. They are my favorite band. In fact, their Orlando concert was probably the most fun I've ever had at a show, and the only drug high I was experiencing was from the second-hand pot smoke (and believe me, every other person was contributing).
Favorite member? I like Ryan, mainly because the things that come out of his mouth are priceless. Nobody hates the Ryan Shucks of the world, as they are an endearing part of society.
I've never actually exchanged words with an Orgy member (Bobby stood near me at a show, but the little girls begging for pictures prevented any meaningful exchange), nor do I know where they buy their toilet paper, so I've had to give up facts and make up stuff as I go along. It's actually pretty fun, and it keeps me amused.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this page. If you find it offensive and feel the need to send me hate mail, please make sure you use that spell check on your computer. It comes in handy!
Have a nice day, you crazy kids!
OrgyHumor@usa.com
This is boring. Take me HOME!
