"For Just Pennies A Day, You Can Feed Jay"
Have you ever had the dream of feeding a starving rock star? Now is your chance!
Without your contribution, our loveable Jay Gordon will disappear into nothing. Your donation will give Jay the nutrition he needs. Jay needs real food as opposed to an unhealthy diet of vodka and pickles.
Are you interested? If so, you may be asking yourself, "But how can I possibly help? I am but one person!"
Well, it's quite easy. All you have to do is run down to your local grocery store, pick up a can of something, and properly hand it to Jay the next time you should meet him. More than likely, Jay will stare at you, then ask, "What the hell is this for, you idiot?" But even though he has insulted you, you can take comfort in knowing that your selfless act of kindness will put meat on the bones of Orgy's beloved frontman.
Jay thanks you for your help (actually, he probably doesn't)! And while you're out at the store, pick me up some ice cream, would ya?
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I'm cheap, take me HOME!
