1. You're a short, bald, incompitent, beligerate fat fuck authority figure that enjoys looking at teen age males asses and being a petafile with cheer leaders (yes this is you mr allen, i hope you fucking die a slow, painful death, and i get to watch, and before your last breath is spent i get to wipe my ass w/ your face and piss in your mouth shortly before kicking your pathetic rotting teeth in)
2. You think any of the following groups have talent: backdoor boys, nsuck, 98°, len, ricky martin and all is dirty mexican dancer wanna-bes, hanson, spice girls, pearl jam, korn, orgy, michael jackson, janet jackson, britney spears, anything from no limit, poop daddy, 311, kid rock, hole, hootie and the blow fish, and anything country
3. You think you have to listen to the cure to be goth
4. You tell people not to do drugs, and you've never done them yourself (i've done them.... no complaints)
5. You'd rather hit another car or go into a ditch cuz you didn't want to "hit the cute bunny"
6. You think if a guy wears make-up, he's gay
7. You wear, carry, or own a rebel flag with pride
8. You say "ICP is the only rap i like". Maybe you should realize that they aren't rap, and that's why you like them, and then maybe you wont sound like an ignorant pile of pheces
9. You play sports for a school, shower with your own sex, play games with broom sticks, and gets favored in school cuz you "have a good arm", so fucking what if u can jack offˇˇˇ
10. You want to make everyone else: stop eating beef (mmm...), become christian, become catholic, become strait egde, follow the "crowd", or become racist




*¤*I never once said i would kill anyone, so if I offended you, and you want to try to sue me for threatening you, fuck off, and that proves that you trully deserve to die*¤*