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< >Okay, a quick disclaimer and notice: I am NOT J. K. Rowling, nor can I forward anything to her, as I do not know her personally or have not (::sobs::) met her yet.
< >Maybe I'll go to England, live with a relative, and stalk her . . . hmm . . . ::coughs and laughs hysterically as people stare:: I wouldn't do that! Of course not! ::keeps getting suspicious stares:: W-what are you people looking at??? Do I have a pimple? Stop looking at me like that! ::runs away and hides like a fugitive for twenty months::
< >Anyway - after that little spiel you probably just read - sadly, this page will be short, unless Scholastic or Bloomsbury, Little Agency, (or anyone else - we could go on . . .) choke up a better profile. AND HER BIRTHDAY! ::starts yelling incoherantly::
< >Okay, okay, I am NOT a stalker or a serial killer, promise. Er, enjoy this section, and please note: This is ALL the information I have. If I had more, it would be posted.
Editorial An editorial Ms. Rowling did herself - with my comments!
Short Bio
Author Strike Um, er, something I wrote while I was in a snit . . . I was being stupid, but at the moment, I don't care.
Innocent Until Proven?
Articles
Addresses Write to J. K. Rowling! ~ ~
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