FUCK RELIGION
Fuck Religion
Die Religion
Religion is Shit
Fuck Religion
- Asylum
My world crumbles around me and fades into the sand.
Bitch, you finally did it. Hey, you need a hand?
I will take a sledgehammer to my cardboard backdrop of a sky.
I'll crush the little tissue box houses and watch my world die.
I won't let you do this! Leave me the fuck alone!
I refuse to live your pain; I have enough of my own.
I'll live in the debris if I need to, rebuild when I beat you.
Then I will be free.
- The Rat
I SHAVE MY CHEST
I shave my chest because I need Money
I like Tom Green because he is Funny
I went to the store and bought me some Honey
I went to the Forest and Shot me a Bunny
I went to the Forest and Shot me a Bunny
I went to the store and bought me some Honey
I like Tom Green because he is Funny
I shave my chest because I need Money
- Whoever
I LOST MY SHIRT
It really hurts
To lose one's shirt
I lost my shirt
I think it hurts
If you lose your shirt will you hurt?
I did hurt when I lost my shirt
I don't like to hurt
So from now on I'll wear my shirt
-Whoever
PET SHOP PURGATORY
I came home one day from work
My Boss was a real Jerk
I hate the Bastard he's so fat
SO I KILLED HIS FUCKING CAT
He sued my Ass for all I had
So I stole some money from my Dad
My Dad told me to ask next Time
SO I HUNG HIS DOG FROM A TELEPHONE LINE
He kicked me out of house and home
Now I had to live alone
I went to a friends my she said I couldn't stay
SO I SHOT HER BIRD THE VERY NEXT DAY
She cried and cried and yelled at me
I felt so bad I got on one knee
And I asked her to marry me
SHE SAID YES!!!
So I went and bought my Boss a Cat
I bought my Dad a Dog that looked like a Rat
A for my Wife well I bought her a Ring
Because besides a pet it's the next best thing.
-Whoever
(No animals were Killed or Hurt during the making of that Poem.)
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