Britney Spears was born at a very early age.  She then went on to grow
older, and has done so successfully.  She acheived status as a well known
singer.  Someday, Britney will probably get married and squat out a few kids.
She'll get fat, and then she won't be popular anymore because everyone
knows that the public doesn't like fat people.  Then, Britney will get really
old and will die.  She will then go on to be reincarnated as a styrofoam cup,
so at least she will have the skills she will need to succeed in her next life.

--The End...