``The Haunted X-Files Set``
Writen by: Jessica Beth


Rating:PG
Spoilers:None
Cathagory: Very funny story
Disclamer:Where do I begin?Okay David Duchovny,Gillian Anderson,Chris Carter,Mimi Rogers,and other people or are in the TV series``The X-Files`` don't belong to me.They are themselfs.
Author's Notes:Well,this little story poped into my head.Wouldn't it be kinda funny if ``The X-Files`` was fliming a show and then the set is turned into a X-File? Feedback would be nice.Jessie@newwave.net or XFiles_Baby@hotmail.com
Dedacation:Well,the actors and people who make ``The X-Files`` possable
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Fox Studio Lot #3
Set of ``The X-Files``
1:00PM
Friday

``We will never get this right with David and Gillian laughing their heads off!``yelled director Rob Bowman.He was getting kinda angry at the two actors.What was so funny when David's charator's Mulder had to say the line``Sorry,Scully I think the dog just did a wee-wee on my shoes?``David Duchonvy and Gillian Anderson were on the floor of a set laughing.``Who in the hell wrote this!?``yelled David as he kept laughing.Rob looked at the 2 actors.``Sometimes I wonder about you two.The two of you together are weilder than Mulder.``Rob sighed.``All right everybody take 10 so Dumb and Dumber can stop laughing.`` he said then went to his traior to get a cold drink.``David,I think we better stop laughing so we can finsh this scene and we can all go home.``Gillian said helping David off the floor.``You're right Gill,you two better stop laughing before Chris cuts your heads off.``Mitch called as he was leaving.``Lord,you two are like Dumb and Dumber,what's so funny about that line anyway?`` ``Mitch as long as you've know them two shouldn't already figured out that they are Dumb and Dumber?``Yelled Mimi as she was coming onto the set.``I could hear you two from outside the room.`` she said looking at David and Gillian.
``Ha ha ha,very funny.``mocked David as he sat in his chair marked``David Duchonvy``.
``Next time we do that scene,we better not laugh at your line,but it is funny.``Gillian said as she sat down.Just then Chris Carter came in.``All right you two,wanna get a nomb for ``World's Funniest`` keep laughing and them we'll see about Emmys.``Chris said with a smile.``Just please finsh the scene so we can all go home!``Chris said.``Okay sir,aye aye sir!``Gillian said with a laugh.Chris gave her and David a look then went back to work.
``You two might get on ``The World's Funniest`` and actully win some money from it.``Mimi said.``Okay people let's go!`` Rob said coming out from his traior.David,Gillian,and Mimi got into their places.``One word of advice for David and Gill,
don't laugh!``Rob yelled then yelled action.``Hey Scully,guess what...``then the lights went out.``Uh-Oh,the dog went wee-wee on the lights!``yelled David and soon he and Gillian was on the floor in the dark laughing.``Damnit!``yelled Rob as slamed his hat down and started to stomp it in the dark.``They're weren't laughing and now the damn power is off.``Mimi grabed a flashlight and saw David and Gillian laughing on the floor.
``Is everybody okay except David and Gillian?`` she called and she heard yeps and yeahs all over the set.``This is nice,now the power is out``Rob yelled and grabed another flashlight.All of a sudden thunder crashed and then a spark of lighting was seen and heard from a window.David and Gillian fianlly stoped laughing and got up.``Dave,do me a favor and don't say that line again,I'll die of laughing.``Gillian said.``No problem``David answered.``I'll be right back to get the lights back on.``Rob called and went into the lighting room.As soon as he went in there,there was a scream.``Rob?``David called out and grabed a flashlight.Gillian did the same and both looked into the room.Rob was nowhere to be found.
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``Oh God,where's Rob?``Gillian screamed as she looked into the room.``What the hell do you mean where's Rob,he went into the lighting room to see if he can get power.``Mimi said but went to the room to check it out.``Rob isn't here.`` David said.Then another crash of thunder happened. Screams was heard.David,Gillian,and Mimi turned around.There was nobody left in the room,but only themselfs.``What in the hell is going on here?`` David asked.``This isn't funny anymore David,it's like,it's like they all disapperied into thin air.``Gillian said cluching the flashlight.``I'll go see where Chris and the others are.``Mimi said and walked down the set.``Becarefull Mimi!``Gillian called out to her.Soon there was another scream,this time from Mimi.David and Gillian ran down the set and only found a flashlight.``Oh my God,David are we the only ones left?``Gillian asked.Another crash of thunder was heard and David took Gillian's hand.``Seems everytime that happens someone goes,and I don't you leave me here*gulp*alone.``David said with a frighten voice.Gillian had let go of his hand and took a look around,``Becarefull Gill,we don't know what's out there.`` David whispered.``Stop acting like a baby,this must be a trick or something``.All of a sudden chairs and camaras started to move on their on.
The actors watched in shock.Then a piece of lighting was coming down on them.``Oh look out Gillian!``David ran and pushed her out of the way,and lucky he himself didn't get hit.``Thanks,I owe you one.``Gillian said.Then everything stoped.David and Gillian got up and looked around.``What in the living hell just happened here?``David yelled.``I have no clue.``Gillian said.``Let's see if we can find anybody.`` Gillian started to look around and walk around the huge set.David went another way looking around,suddenly he heard Gillian scream.``Oh,God hold on Gillian I'm coming!``David yelled and ran to her side.
``What's wrong?`` he asked when he got there.``It's the picture we took that has everybody in the series,and see here?``Gillian pointed to a picture of Mimi,and Nick,Mitch,William,Chris and the other people that was in the X-Files,all had been marked out,all but David and Gillian.``Gillian,we're the last ones left.`` David said.Then he steped on something hard.It was a bone.``Blue,my sweet dog.`` he said holding the bone.Just them,light flashed then came a movie projetor and then it started to roll.Playing was some of David and Gillian's favorite scenes.The last part in ``Small Potatoes`` and more began to roll.``This is all a very bad dream.``Gillian said.Then the cover of ``The Rolling Stone`` dropped in front of them.``Now it's become a nightmare.`` she added.``What is all this?``David yelled.Then all of a sudden,they looked up and saw themselfs in a bloody clothes.They look down and now there were in those bloody clothes.``I'm scared David,what does all mean?``Gillian asked who was now holding on to his hand.``I don't know.`` he answered.Then thunder crashed again and then to two looked up and saw that the roof was ready to fall.The picture that Gillian found and now it show that her and David was marked out.Then it hit her.``David this the episode we're fliming next week,the
one where Mulder and Scully are about to die and the only way to get out is to kiss,we have do that David,we have to kiss and then things will be normal agian.David looked at her then the roof,``All right I rather kiss you then get killed by the roof.This doesn't mean anything,but I still love my wife and little girl.``David said.``And the same goes with me,we
are doing this to live.``Gillian said.Wind started to pick up the lot and David and Gillian fell backwards.``Hold on Gillian!,we're going for a ride!``David screamed.``David!Help me!``Gillian shouted.They were going all over the place and trying to dodge things as well.A cow that looked like David's dog,Blue,flew through the air.``Gillian,we have to kiss before it's too late!``David shouted as he bumped into Gillian.He held on to her and she did the same with him.``Ready?`` he asked.``Ready as I'll ever be.`` she shouted.With one quick kiss.....
****************************************************************************************************************``David,David,David!,wake up sleeplyhead.``Gillian said with a smile.David rose up and saw that he fallen asleep in his trailor.``Gillian,it was soo cool,we were flying through the air and everybody was gone,and then we had to kiss to get out....`` ``David that was a dream,Rob said that we'll finsh the scene on the morning,wait a minutie did you saw flying through the air and kissing?Some dream Dave.``Gillian said with a laugh.``I swear,Gillian,we were fliming a scene and the lights went out,Rob and Mimi and everybody was gone,even my dog and Chris was gone.Then the lot started to fly through the air and I was there and you were in my dream,we kept laughing on the set because I had to say the line``Sorry Scully,but I think the dog just wee-wee on my shoes`` or somthing like that.And the only wait to get out was to kiss.....`` ``Okay,David c'mon you got to go home to see your wife and kid.It's time to go home.And David?`` ``Hmm?``
``When you goto sleep say this,``There's no place like home.`` David smiled when she said that.``See you in the morning David.`` ``Okay,I'll see you in the morning Gillian.``
And with that she left.David felt his lips and they were wet and he hadn't licked his lips.
``Oh my God,this was just like Trangle.`` he said then smiled.
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THE END

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P.S. I don't know if that is their favorites or not or if do act like that but I just imagined that.:)
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