Bad Morning?
Explain yourself by choosing one of the following excuses
to explain your tardiness to Skinnner:

1. The three am "get dressed and I'll explain on the way"
2. Waking up in a puddle of water and realizing that your waterbed spawned another leak.
3. Realizing that you don't have a waterbed.
4. The cow falling through your ceiling at all odd hours
5. nightmares
6. your partner having nightmares.
7. 4am call indicating they have found the second body
8.hearing a door close in the middle of the night then getting up to investigate and meanwhile fidning a dead body in the freezer and then being accused of murder
9. Your dead father's ghost. ::::snigg sniff::::
10.The humming of the hospital machines. indicates something not good.
11. The strechy man crawling through your apartment vents and stealing your tennis shoes.
12. A bright light in the middle of the night followed by missing itme.
13. 5am call indicating they have found the third body not too far from the first and second.
14. 6am autopsy.
15. Waking up in bed with a hookerr. Wait...that was our favorite AD himself.
16. The missing date in the morning who recently went insaine.
17. your partner left you and went looking for berries.
18. The 6am call indicationg they have found the fourth, fifth, and sixth bodies around that same areas as the first, second, and third.