You Know You Are A Shipper When...
by SheIsOne@aol.com

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You Know You Are A Shipper When...

1. You have memorized every episode in order except for
"3" and "One Son" and "Syzygy"
2. You played barbies with your four year old sister
just because she was willing to help with the wedding
between your Mulder and Scully action figures.
3. You actually do wish there was a Fowley action figure
just so you were given the opportunity to hit her with
BBs.
4. You refer to Diana Fowley by one of the following
names: DIEana, Fagley, or anything else you have come up
with.
5. You refuse to watch the 10:00 news on every Sunday
after the X-Files even they are having on a new UFO
special just because the news anchor's name is DANA
FOWLE!!!!!!!! ::sorry...personal problem::::
6. You have given up your undying love for Root Beer
(or and kind of beer) for Iced Tea.
7. The hallway scene on your X-Files video tape is so
worn out from watch that you had to go out and buy
another tape just to keep around.
8. You have given your boy friend a gold cross on his
birthday just so he can have one exactly like you.
9. Every time you read "Ms." before someone's name,
you automatically think of Mulder and Scully.
10. You have tried to adapt your X-Files game to your
shipper addiction and tried replacing some of the video
clips on the CD ROMs with Shipper WAVES or clips but
just ruined your game in the process.
11. When going through papers you start by saying "Lots
of Files.." and expect people to finish the line and get
mad when they don't.
12. Look at newly wed couples and think of how cute
Mulder and Scully would be married.
13. Have never heard of a noromo, and when you find
out what one is, you wonder what the HE** is wrong with
them.
14. You Shipper role play as either Mulder, Scully, or
their daughter and refuse to play if you cannot be one
of these characters.
15. Have started your own Shipper chat room exclusively
for your selected shippers who meet up to your standards.
16. Have your own shipper website exclusively with
Shipper photo galleries, downloadable shipper waves,
fanfic, and a guest book which you secretly turned
into a diary of love letters between Mulder and Scully.
17. Refer every situation to a case file of wonder
what Mulder of Scully would do in this situation.
18. Pity Spender because he works with Fowley, even
though he may be the Devil's son.
19. Refuse to talk to anyone with the last name White.
20. Refuse to watch Bambi.
21. Have set your background as manipulated pics of
Mulder and Scully kissing.
22. Your illegal copy of "The Unnatural" is getting
worn out.
23. Can recite the whole end half of "Moment Mori" and
cry every time you watch it and get an adrenaline rush.
24. Can relate every song or rearrange its words to
fit an imaginary or real scene between Mulder and
Scully.
25. Hate David's "love" child with Tea.
26. Refuse to watch DEEP IMPACT or drink Tea.
27. Praying for the day David will divorce Tea and all
your friends have taken bets on the days already on
which they think it will happen.
28. Have manipulated a noromo picture of Mulder and
Scully to make it Shipper.
29. Write Shipper fanfic and read it.
30. Your family and friends know that one day you will
change your name to Dana and marry someone named Fox.
31. You cry every time you hear the name Samantha.
32. Have a framed picture of Samantha on your dresser with
a pcture of Mulder and Scully below it