Okay, so a guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, 'If I show you something really amazing will you give me a free beer?'

The bartender says, 'sure.'

So the guy pulls out out a hamster and the hamster breaks out into a song and starts dancing.

The bartender says, 'hey that's really amazing,' and gives the guy a free beer.

So the guy says again, 'you wanna see something even more amazing?'

And once again the bartender says 'sure.'

The guy pulls out a tiny piano, he also pulls out the hamster and a frog too. This time, and the frog begins to sing and the hamster plays the blues, after they're done the bartender says 'That IS amazing.'

And the guy says 'yeah I know,..'

A man in a suit, sitting in the corner was watching the whole time and says, 'That frog's amazing, I'll buy him off you for a hundred bucks.'

The guy says 'sure,' and sells the frog.

The bartender is aghast and says to the guy,'why'd you do that? You could have made a fortune off that frog!'

The guy says 'Can you keep a secret?' 'The hamster is also a ventrilloquist.'