<title> Adam and God – Joke 79 </title>

<B><P>Adam and God</P>

</B></FONT><FONT FACE="Courier New" SIZE=2><P>One day The Lord came to Adam, and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news".</P>

<P>Adam said, "Well, give me the good news first."</P>

<P>The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet.</P>

<P>Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."</P>

<P>Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"</P>

<P>The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."</P>

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