<title> Meeting the Parents – Joke 73 </title>

<B><P>Meeting the Parents</P>

</B><P>A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the<BR>

condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which the young man wants.<BR>

<BR>

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. <BR>

I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the night." We're<BR>

having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out after that. And I have<BR>

a feeling that I'm going to get lucky, so you better give me the 12 pack. The<BR>

young man makes his purchase and leaves.<BR>

<BR>

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. <BR>

He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He<BR>

begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans<BR>

over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."<BR>

<BR>

He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father was a<BR>

pharmacist."</P>

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