<title> Honesty and Vehicles – Joke 70 </title>

Honesty and Vehicles

3 guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, 'I know

that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big!'

The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first

guy, 'How long were you married?'

The first guy says, '24 years.'

'Did you ever cheat on your wife?', Peter asked.

The guy said, 'Yeah, 7 times...but you said I was forgiven.'

Peter said, 'yeah, but that's not too good.

Here's you a Pinto to drive.'

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter. The second guy said, 'I was married

for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good.'

Peter said, 'I'm pleased to hear that, here's you a Lincoln.'

The 3rd guy walked up and said, 'Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63

years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!'

Peter said, 'That's what I like to hear. Here's you a Jaguar!'

A little while later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto seen the guy with the Jaguar crying

on the golden sidewalk so they went to see what was the matter. When they asked the guy with the

Jaguar what was wrong, he said, 'I just seen my wife, she was on a skateboard!'

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