<title> A Cyber Christmas – Joke 7 </title>

<B><P>A Cyber Christmas</P>

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<P>‘Twas, the night before Christmas, and all through the house,</P>

<P>Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse.</P>

<P>No kids lived with me, so I thought I would chatter,</P>

<P>There’d be no damn reindeer, and no stupid clatter.</P>

<P>There’d be no fat elf, coming though my chimney,</P>

<P>I’ll be alone, my computer and me.</P>

<P>I won’t race to the window, to see him arrive,</P>

<P>I’ll just sit right here….. with windows ninety-five.</P>

<P>There’s no one I know, as I’m surfing around,</P>

<P>None of my regular buddies are found.</P>

<P>I went in some chat rooms, but quickly got out,</P>

<P>Age, sex, location is all that’s about.</P>

<P>As, I was about to go check out the net,</P>

<P>I got an E-mail, which I didn’t expect.</P>

<P>A lady told me, she had read my profile,</P>

<P>And asked if I might like to chat for a while.</P>

<P>She said, if I didn’t, then she would just leave,</P>

<P>But, she was so lonely, on this Christmas Eve.</P>

<P>She said it’s the first time she’d eve been on.</P>

<P>But, she heard computers could be so much fun.</P>

<P>She said the computer was usually locked tight.</P>

<P>But, she said that her husband left it on … tonight.</P>

<P>He’s away on some business; He’ll be gone all night.</P>

<P>So, she thought she’d use it &quot;I guess it’s all right&quot;</P>

<P>She started to tell me about her whole life,</P>

<P>How she was expected to be a good wife.</P>

<P>She talked of her anger, frustrations and needs,</P>

<P>Because she was forced to do such silly deeds.</P>

<P>She talked on and on from one think to the next,</P>

<P>Then finally told me …. She was undersexed.</P>

<P>She didn’t have sex with her husband, she told,</P>

<P>He always too busy, and getting too old.</P>

<P>Then, she wrote me something that made my heart vex,</P>

<P>She asked me to teach her to have cybersex.</P>

<P>I said if she wanted me to that I could,</P>

<P>Then after an hour, she got really good.</P>

<P>After five hours, my fingers were sore,</P>

<P>I told her that I couldn’t go anymore.</P>

<P>She said that was fine because she was tired too, </P>

<P>And anyway, her husband soon would be due.</P>

<P>She said she would be on the same time next year,</P>

<P>Then asked if I wouldn’t mind meeting her here.</P>

<P>She said only… on this night, she could be found,</P>

<P>It is only… this night her husband leaves town.</P>

<P>She said bye, and signed off…. And I had to pause.</P>

<P>I think I just cybered …….. with Mrs. Santa Claus!!!!</P>

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