<title> Blind Date – Joke 68 </title>

<B><P>Blind Date</P>

</B></FONT><PRE>Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do<BR>

first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled<BR>

over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the<BR>

scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.<BR>

<BR>

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe<BR>

again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed,"<BR>

she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there<BR>

before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.<BR>

<BR>

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.<BR>

"I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she<BR>

was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a<BR>

handshake.<BR>

<BR>

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim<BR>

responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."<BR>

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