<title> The Fence – Joke 67 </title>

<P>The Fence</P>

</B><P>A husband and wife are out for a drive through the countryside. They reach a familiar spot and the wife says, <I>"Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago!"</I> The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he immediately jumps her like a bass on a junebug. They make love like never before. She was SCREAMING and GYRATING and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband's surprise, she FAINTED!<BR>

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After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago-or ANYTIME SINCE that I can remember."<BR>

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The woman, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: <I>"FORTY YEARS AGO THAT DAMN FENCE WASN'T ELECTRIFIED!"</P>

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