<TITLE>One Liners – Joke 64 </TITLE>

One Liners

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<LI>What's a polygon? A dead parrot</LI>

<LI>What's the difference between a woman and a computer? The woman doesn't accept the three and a half inch floppy. </LI>

<LI>What did the elephant say to the naked man? Gee, that's neat, but can it pick up peanuts?</LI>

<LI>How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.</LI>

<LI>What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam!"</LI>

<LI>What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids</LI>

<LI>What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones</LI>

<LI>What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick</LI>

<LI>What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese</LI>

<LI>What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses</LI>

<LI>What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Cuatro sinko</LI>

<LI>What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk</LI>

<LI>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite</LI>

<LI>What has four legs, is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table.</LI>

<LI>What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck</LI>

<LI>What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef</LI>

<LI>Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him</LI>

<LI>Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep</LI>

<LI>Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones</LI>

<LI>Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise</LI>

<LI>Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers</LI>

<LI>What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra</LI>

<LI>What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A dog that runs for help... after it tears your throat out</LI>

<LI>What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? They're hiring</LI>

<LI>What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka</LI></OL>

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