<title> Bi-Lingual – Joke 61 </title>

<B><P>Bi-Lingual</P>

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There was a little mouse in his little hole in <BR>

the wall. The one day that he really wanted to<BR>

take a walk, a huge cat was right at his step. The<BR>

little mouse was so upset that he couldn't leave.<BR>

While he was trying to figure it out he heard a<BR>

dog barking 'Ruf, Ruf'.<BR>

That's when he got a great thought. He said to<BR>

himself, 'Where there is a dog there is no cat and<BR>

where there's no cat, I can go for a walk.'<BR>

So he strutted on out of his hole. All of a<BR>

sudden the cat grabbed the mouse chewed him up and<BR>

ate him. Then the cat said, 'WOW, it's great to be<BR>

bilingual!'</P>

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