<title> Johnny’s Report – Joke 60 </title>

<B><P>Johnny’s Report</P>

</B><P>One day Johnny walked into the class room, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report<BR>

done?'<BR>

He replied, 'no ma'am.'<BR>

She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'<BR>

<BR>

So as Johnny's walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing, one<BR>

gets so far ahead of the other one it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its ass.<BR>

<BR>

Johnnys takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, says to himself, 'this is going to be<BR>

my report.'<BR>

<BR>

The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny do you have your report done?'<BR>

He says, 'sure do.'<BR>

So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking<BR>

home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the<BR>

other's ass.'<BR>

The teacher says, 'Johnny we don't use the word 'ass' in the classroom its rectum'<BR>

Johnny said, 'rectum hell it damn near killed 'em.'</P>

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