<title> Who is Jack Schittt? – Joke 59 </title>

<B><P>Who is Jack Schittt?</B> <BR>

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The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schittt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. <BR>

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Jack is the only son of Awe Schittt and O. Schittt. Awe Schittt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schittt, the owner of 'Needeep N. Schittt Inc.' They had one son, Jack. <BR>

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In turn, Jack Schittt married Noe Schittt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children : Holie Schittt, Fulla Schittt, Giva Schittt, Bull Schittt and the twins Deap Schittt and Dip Schittt. <BR>

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Against her parent's objections, Deap Schittt married Dumb Schittt, a high school drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schittt divorced. <BR>

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Noe Schittt later remarried Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.<BR>

She was then known as Noe Schittt-Sherlock. <BR>

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Meanwhile, Dip Schittt married Loda Schittt and they produced a son of a nervous disposition, Chicken Schittt. <BR>

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Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schittt and Giva Schittt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.<BR>

The wedding announcement in the newspaper reported on the Schittt - Happens weddings. The Schittt - Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. <BR>

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Bull Schittt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schittt. <BR>

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So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schittt", you can correct them. </P>

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