<title> Hooked on Ebonics – Joke 58 </title>

<P>Hooked on Ebonics <BR>

Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He<BR>

must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. <BR>

<BR>

1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.<BR>

2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.<BR>

3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.<BR>

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they<BR>

gonna send me back to da big house.<BR>

5. Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.<BR>

6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks fake.<BR>

He said bullshit, dat watch Israel.<BR>

7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody<BR>

oughta give dat catacomb. <BR>

8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine.<BR>

9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to<BR>

da pool hall. <BR>

10. Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.<BR>

11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain<BR>

for dinner?<BR>

12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.<BR>

13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?<BR>

14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.<BR>

15. Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.<BR>

16. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I<BR>

couldn't find a tripoli. <BR>

17. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.<BR>

18. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife. <BR>

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