<title> Training Courses Now Available for Men – Joke 55 </title>
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<B><P>Training Courses Now Available for Men</B><BR>
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop<BR>
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge<BR>
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral<BR>
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead<BR>
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? - You CAN Tell the Difference!<BR>
6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away<BR>
7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back<BR>
8. Going to the Supermarket - It's Not Just for Women Anymore!<BR>
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In<BR>
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In<BR>
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink<BR>
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!<BR>
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!<BR>
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill<BR>
15. Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts<BR>
16. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves<BR>
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!<BR>
18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means<BR>
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's<BR>
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category<BR>
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote<BR>
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh<BR>
23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet<BR>
24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed<BR>
25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!<BR>
26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty<BR>
27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them<BR>
28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Half-time<BR>
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It</P>
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