<title> The Rules – Joke 51 </title>

<B><P>The Rules </P>

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</B><LI>Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down<BR>

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2. Don't make us guess: we don't have a clue<BR>

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3. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.<BR>

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4. Sometimes he's not thinking about you. Live with it!<BR>

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5. He's never thinking about the 'relationship'.<BR>

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6. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.<BR>

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7. Anything you wear is fine. Really!<BR>

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8. Your brother is an idiot.<BR>

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9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work!<BR>

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10. No, he doesn't know what day it is. Mark down anniversaries.<BR>

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11. Share the bathroom.<BR>

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12. Share the closet.<BR>

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13. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.<BR>

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14. Nothing says loving like a blowjob in the morning!<BR>

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15. Don't give us 50 rules when 15 will do.</LI></OL>

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