<title> Eve and Adam – Joke 50 </title>

<B><P>Eve and Adam<BR>

</B>EVE CALLING OUT TO GOD<BR>

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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...<BR>

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"Lord, I have a problem!"<BR>

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"What's the problem, Eve?"<BR>

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"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and &gt; all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."<BR>

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"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.<BR>

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"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."<BR>

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"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."<BR>

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"What's a 'man,' Lord?"<BR>

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"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."<BR>

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"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"<BR>

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"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."<BR>

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"What's that, Lord?"<BR>

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"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."<BR>

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