<title> Ten reasons God created Eve – Joke 49 </title>

<B><P> Ten reasons God created Eve</B>...<BR>

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10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.<BR>

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9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.<BR>

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8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.<BR>

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7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.<BR>

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6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.<BR>

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5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.<BR>

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4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he left his tools.<BR>

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3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.<BR>

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2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!<BR>

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And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...<BR>

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1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."<BR>

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