<title> DEFINITIONS BY GENDER – Joke 48 </title>
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<B><P>DEFINITIONS BY GENDER<BR>
</B>- Submitted by TM Barnett<BR>
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.<BR>
female: Any part under a car's hood.<BR>
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.<BR>
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VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.<BR>
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.<BR>
male: Playing football without a helmet.<BR>
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COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.<BR>
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's<BR>
partner.<BR>
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for<BR>
a weekend with the boys.<BR>
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BUTT (but) n.<BR>
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured<BR>
makes "look bigger."<BR>
male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown,<BR>
homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.<BR>
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COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.<BR>
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.<BR>
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with<BR>
one's girlfriend.<BR>
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ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.<BR>
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.<BR>
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.<BR>
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FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.<BR>
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.<BR>
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression<BR>
and male bonding.<BR>
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MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.<BR>
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can<BR>
achieve.<BR>
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up<BR>
in bed.<BR>
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REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.<BR>
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.<BR>
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every<BR>
three minutes.<BR>
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