<title> THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX – Joke 47 </title>

<P>THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX: </P>

<P>10. Your Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.<BR>

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.<BR>

8. The Uglier you look, the easier it is for You to get some.<BR>

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the 'Sweet Stuff.<BR>

6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.<BR>

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.<BR>

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.<BR>

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.<BR>

2. No guilt the next morning. ...<BR>

and the number one reason trick-or-treating is better than sex<BR>

....<BR>

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN *ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!</P>

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