<title> Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say – Joke 45 </title>

<B><P>Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say:</B><BR>

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10. "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"<BR>

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9. "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!! Extermin..."<BR>

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8. "The GOOD news is... you have termites."<BR>

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7. "Do you happen to have a large net?"<BR>

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6. "You know, I'm also a taxidermist."<BR>

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5. "Ma'am, I'm afraid you need to let me take the oatmeal raisin cookies with me."<BR>

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4. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"<BR>

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3. "Hi, I'm Willie Nelson and I'll be your exterminator today."<BR>

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2. "Bend over. Your wife, too."<BR>

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1. "Shazbot! I accidentally killed Mindy!"</P>

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