<title> The Carrot and the Radish – Joke 44 </title>

<B><P>The Carrot and the Radish</P>

</B><P>A carrot and a radish were driving down the highway when they got into a HUGE<BR>

accident. They were rushed to the nearest hospital, where the doctor said that<BR>

the radish was fine, except for a couple of bruises. He was very nervous about<BR>

the carrot, so he asked the doctor how he was.<BR>

" Well," said the doctor," there is good news, and there is bad news. The good<BR>

news is that your friend the carrot is going to recover completely. The bad news<BR>

is that he is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."</P>

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