<title> Yuppie Joke – Joke 41 </title>

<P>Yuppie Joke</P>

<P>A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off<BR>

completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.<BR>

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'Officer, look what they've done to my Beeemer!', he whined.<BR>

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'You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!' , retorted the officer. 'You're so worried<BR>

about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!'<BR>

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'Oh my gaaawd...,' replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm<BR>

once was, 'Where's my Rolex?!'<BR>

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